Have you ever?
Have you ever:
decided to kick the habit only to "fall off the yarn wagon"? yes
knitted alone or first thing in the morning? yes
gone on a knitting binge? yes
had a craving for just a little yarn fix? yes
been a pusher, turning others on, even minors, to this habit? yes - I teach knitting...
experienced blackouts... Finding yarn in your stash you swear you never bought? YES...
an adult child of a knitter? yes
a compulsive overknitter? yes
living in denial... no
telling yourself you actually save money by knitting clothes and gifts? no
believing you can save on therapy bills by knitting? hmmm...
certain that you can quit any time you want? yes, no, ...
calling yourself a social or recreational knitter? YES!!!
Has your cat ever gotten "messed up" after getting into your stash again? no cat, and the dogs know how to behave!
Is your definition of a "needle exchange" different from that of non-knitters? yes
Is too much yarn never enough for you? too much yarn?
If you can answer yes to...
10 or more questions - you may be a knitaholic - I CONFESS!!!
8-9 questions - you may be a compulsive overknitter
6-7 questions - you may be a yarn junkie
4-5 questions - you may be a chronic social knitter
0-3 questions - you are living in denial or you're at the wrong web site!
Now there is help...
Now there is Knitters Anonymous...
You are not alone!
Well - we know that, don't we?